DVS | Bios

OTIS

Pug

001

English lit professor. Thinks sweater vests make him look more intellectual. Loves brownies.

Likes reading the classics, gardening and chasing his tail on occasion.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

KENNETH

Mutt

002

Certified CPA. Prepares all accounting and financial reports for the board.

Enjoys belly rubs, lying in the sun and peanut butter treats.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

VInnIE

Rottweiler

003

Just completed an intervention over collecting socks. Tennis balls are next. The bandana helps with drool.

Loves chewy snacks, short walks in the park and 80’s new wave music.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

CHAchEE

Chihuahua

004

Hoping for the day that her mother stops dressing her. Secretly goth and loathes pink.

Likes scary movies, staying up late and eating frozen treats.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Jumbo

Gary

Golden

005

Answers to "Handsome." Spends most of the day staring out the window. Suffers from separation anxiety.

Loves squeeky chew toys, scratches behind the ears and running in the house.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Jumbo

Jean Claude

Frenchie

006

Some call him stubborn. He says he's assertive. Still trying to find decent French food. Shows love by passing gas.

Enjoys rolling in the grass, sniffing for where he rolled and sleeping on his back.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Carl

Bulldog

007

Acts tough but is afraid of thunderstorms. The leather jacket is weighted.

Likes sunny days, the neighbor's flower garden and finding lost chew toys.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Steve

Beagle

008

Travels on points. Looking for love in all the wrong places. Still hopeful.

Loves a good tropical beach and drinking from the toilet.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Jumbo

Nigel

Corgi

009

Only member of his litter to not live a Windsor Castle. Still resentful. Thinks the mask gives him superpowers.

Dreams of flying. Likes bright capes, cosplay and taking naps.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Linda

French Poodle

010

Proud member of the neighborhood watch. Keeps detailed account of all suspicious activity. Has police on speed dial.

Loves talking to the neighbor cat, sleeping in past noon and chewing on a good book.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Jumbo

Hazel

Husky

011

Member of a competitive acapella singing group. Dislikes being called husky; prefers fluffy.

Enjoys the winter season, being outdoors all day and long walks.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Zoey

Pomeranian

012

Artistic and very chatty. A naturalist, she loves to wear her hair floofy.

Has a summer home in Paris, loves to wear scarfs and is a picky eater.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Stella

Shih Tzu

013

Has a standing salon appointment. A little high maintenance but thinks she's worth it.

Only eats from the left side of her bowl and snores in her sleep.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Camila

Jack Russell

014

Has 18 tennis balls but needs the one behind the couch.

Sleeps 12 hours a day, only naps on the weekends and loves running in the park.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Victoria

King Charles Spaniel

015

Practices self care. Loves to read a good book. Thinking about taking cooking lessons.

Loves to go for walks, always wags her tail and greets the mailman everyday.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Jumbo

Frank

Border Collie

016

Herds children. Gets a buzz by bolting through the invisible fence. May have control issues.

Likes natural spring water in his bowl, sleeps anywhere and loves to snuggle.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Alice

Goldendoodle

017

Worries that she may worry too much. Loves to cuddle. Needs an emotional support person.

Loves natural organic treats, running in short bursts and snoozing in her daybed.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Riley

Dalmatian

018

Defying his parents expectations of a career in firefighting, Riley just wants to dance.

Favorite musical is CATS. Enjoys playing with others and emptying his bowl as fast as possible.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Augustus

Schnauzer

019

Goes by Gus or Barky von Schnauzer. Doesn't always bark at night but when he does it's for absolutely no reason.

Prefers sleeping on the couch, second breakfasts and late night strolls.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Brenda

Hound

020

Calls everyone "Hun." Brings the same gelatin mold to every picnic she's invited to. It has shredded carrots in it.

Likes to be in the kitchen whenever possible, loves belly rubs and late night movies.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Sniper

Squirrel

021

Attack Mode: Shoots acorns at victims below.

Sleeps with his eyes open, sometimes sings in the shower. Favorite tree: Red Oak.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Nibbles

Squirrel

022

Attack Mode: Sneaks into the garden to take a bite out of the tomatoes.

Likes fresh pastry and climbing the neighbor's bird feeder. Favorite tree: Pin Oak.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Chewy

Squirrel

023

Attack Mode: Electrical specialist who loves to rewire homes.

Loves the DIY Network and has a collection of bottle caps. Favorite tree: Sawtooth Oak.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Jumbo

Cheezer

Squirrel

024

Attack Mode: Burrows cheese into secret places to cause havoc.

Wants to be a professional cheesemonger and loves a good stinky cheese. Favorite tree: Cherry Bark Oak.

Available in:

Bean

Chonk

Jumbo

Pete

Border Collie Mix

025

Total commitment phobe. Always friend-zoned but still swiping right - or is it left - it's complicated.

Loves late night movies, likes belly rubs and stale popcorn.

Available in:

Bean

Annie

Chocolate Lab

026

Has a tendency to be a "space invader" and "space cadet" but working on setting boundaries.

Enjoys sleeping in favorite sun spot, looking out the window and riding in cars.

Available in:

Bean

Frankie

Dachshund

027

Has a sneaking suspicion that he's being followed. Oh - that's his tail.

Likes smelly feet, rolling in the grass and snores with his eyes open.

Available in:

Bean

Sidney

Australian Shepherd

028

Maniacal about his lawn, has turned precision mowing into an artform. Likes to change it up every now and then to a diagonal pattern.

Likes chasing the mailman, loves jelly beans and morning walks.

Available in:

Bean

Mike

Boxer

029

Goes to grocery stores on Saturday just to eat the free samples. Puts on a hat when he goes back for seconds.

Likes running in the rain, spending time in the laundry basket and chew toys.

Available in:

Bean

Gertrude

St. Bernard

030

Goes by Tru. Currently rebelling against the whole saint thing. Loves heavy metal.

Likes the color black, guitar solos and favorite song is Bark At the Moon.

Available in:

Bean

Jack

Carin Terrier

031

Obsessed with True Crime podcasts. Suspects neighbor has something buried in flower garden. Must investigate.

Likes watching TV, streaming movies and sleepy Sunday afternoons.

Available in:

Bean

Hilaria

Bichon Frise

032

Into Film Noir. Pretends not to speak English. Fond of saying, "How do you say?"

Enjoys listening to smooth Jazz, riding in the front seat and french fries.

Available in:

Bean

Ralph

Doberman

033

Excels at the tango. Has a tendency to over-dip his partner.

Likes morning streches, walks around the block and long naps.

Available in:

Bean

Winnie

German Shepard

034

Addicted to reality tv. Takes online surveys just to spend proceeds to fuel her online bingo habit.

Sleeps during the day, is picky about her food dish and always loses her remote.

Available in:

Bean

Egg and Bacon

Squirrel

035

Attack Mode: Farts like a Clydesdale.

Likes the neighbor's rain guard rails. Favorite tree: Cherrybark Oak.

Available in:

Bean

Tiger Squirrel

Squirrel

036

Attack mode: Will attack your ankles .

Likes to sneak up on his acorns. Favorite tree: Post Oak.

Available in:

Bean

Ben

Bernedoodle

037

Going on year 4 of a gap year. Enjoys sticking his head out the car window to flap his cheeks in the wind. Spells cool as kewl.

Loves to sleep outdoors on the deck and prefers dry food from a can.

Available in:

Bean

Elton

Pitbull

038

Forms deep attachments. Motto: If you love something, don't set it free. Ever.

Likes to sing in the rain, enjoys belly rubs and playing tag with dog next door.

Available in:

Bean

Heidi

Swissy

039

Pack leader of Troope 264. Originally joined just for the treats. Lactose intolerant.

Has issues with thunder but loves rainy days, enjoys the sunshine most.

Available in:

Bean

Brody

Mutt

040

DIY'er with life skills. Instantaneously an expert after watching any YouTube tutorial. Loves a good socket wrench.

Likes to collect shiny tools, has 12 brothers and hangs out with them on weekends.

Available in:

Bean

Jennifer

Afghan Hound

041

A hair tutorial influencer, Jen turns on her desk fan during zoom meetings for that wind blown look.

Loves having her coat brushed, nails trimmed and quick walk around the block.

Available in:

Bean

Earl

Greyhound

042

Tired of all the bus jokes. Sold his house and is now lives off the grid. Forages for food. Into geo-caching.

Likes chasing his tail, hopes one day to catch it.

Available in:

Bean

Scarlett

Irish Setter

043

Lives in active wear but never actually goes to the gym. Tells friends she just got back from pilates and just can't even deal until she has a latte.

Loves to roll in the fresh cut grass and farts in her sleep.

Available in:

Bean

Holly

Samoyed

044

Attracted to sparkly and shiny things. Tends to put herself first. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Likes to take her walks on a tredmill, never eats in bed and prefers her coffee with cream.

Available in:

Bean

Petie

Sheepdog

045

Former Roadie. Wears vintage t-shirts and collects vinyl. Knows the flip side of every Billboard top 100 from the 80's.

Loves to listen to classic rock, likes to stay up too late and get up even later.

Available in:

Bean

Colleen

Collie

046

Chronically in and out of multi-level marketing programs. Still eating cases of protein bars stored in her garage.

Always sleeps on her back, likes to play fetch with new sneakers and loves to meet new friends.

Available in:

Bean

Sunny

Squirrel

047

Attack Mode: Uses mirrors and shiny objects to stun dogs.

Has a stamp collection made of leaves. Favorite tree: Northern Red Oak.

Available in:

Bean

Cave Squirrel

Squirrel

048

Attack Mode: Hurls pebbles and runs away.

Likes hanging out with his friends. Favorite tree: Shumard Oak.

Available in:

Bean

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